Someone Will Care

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The Amazing Debra Morgan:

• “Holy Jesus on a Stick!”
• “Fuck me twice on Sundays!”
• “Fuck me sideways!”
• “Fuck me in both ears.”
• “A metric fuck-ton.”
• “Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
• “A baby?! A motherfucking rolly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!”
• “FBI? ‘Fucking Bunch of Idiots’.”
• “Shitcock motherfuck!”
• “Mother-shit-fuck!”
• “Shit a brick and fuck me with it!”
• “Go shit up a rope.”
• “Jizz-bucket.”
• “Holy Frankenfuck, snakes!”
• “Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir.”
• “Where in Fucktopia are you?”
• “Double douche!”
• “Fuck you…Fuck you twice!”
• “What da fuck!”
• “Bullshit, you fuckin’ drinkind whore”
• “You are my last ditch ass fucked effort!”
• “Fuckin’ witness whisperer!”
• “I will kick your fuckin’ nuts down your throat!”
• “Pressure fuckin’ point”
• “Whenever you have a earth shattering ball crushing mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!”
• “I love you bro but sometimes you’re a fucking tard.”
• “Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you’re doing?”
• “Fuckin’ beef bus!”
• “I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don’t fuck with my investigation you fuck.”

(Source: certainly---uncertain, via mentalgeller)

Michael C. Hall, Vanity Fair May 2012 issue

(Source: mchdaily, via mentalgeller)

You’re trapped in a lie, little brother.

(Source: camiyak, via mentalgeller)

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